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Want > Need
What I actually say: I find serial killers interesting.
What other people hear: I am a serial killer.

thinsiqnificant:

spongebob’s thigh gap is dope as fuck

(via oceanwavesandsymphonys)

natsmcwhirter:

i don’t think i’ve ever wanted someone so bad in my entire life. fuck.

jaketheoracle:

everybodyfromthe-313:

animefrank:

so i just ordered a pizza from pizza hut and i added some special instruction

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however when my pizza arrived i got this

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no pizza hut…im afraid thats the star of david

why do u want a satanic pizza fucking illuminati 

A PENTAGRAM IS NOT SATANIC YOU SON OF BITCH

(Source: fukkawa)

Me: seriously though its time to pull my shit together
Me *7 months later: seriously though its time to pull my shit together